http://www.fluctibus.com/central part of the global fluctibus corporation Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:47:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The Accumulation of Oslo [ʊslʊ], the capital of Norway has already taken place. A Beta World City Plus must be a perfect host. (Takket Være to Markus S.) http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/03/17/the-oslo-accumulation/ The Germs have expanded their territoire now to Laon in France, where they had an spectacular acquisition of a local police-car and a few phonebooths; and of course all bacterias are "gratuit servez vous !!", for free take-away (Thnx again to the GMP!) http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/02/04/croitre-souche-bacterienne/ Fear (Chnüüschlotteri) in Zürich, the Germs have now reached the largest city of Switzerland. Hosting was made easy due to bad rainy weather. (Thnx 2 ReRe) And by the way: You can check worldwide bacteriology now on a googlemap >> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/01/21/zurcher-chnuuschlotteri/ The expansion knows no barriers. Germs have landed in Australia now. (Thnx to Rolli) http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/01/12/the-germs-down-under/ Last summer the Germs managed to take some time off and went to Venice (The one in Italy). Tourist-hosts are supposed to be great there. Occasionally it became a trip of art. Some Germs got stuck in Yoko Onos Wishtree at Peggy Guggenheim Museum, another one almost infiltrated the Biennale, at least the ... http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/30/incognito-bacterium-venecia/ Germs have been spotted in Hong Kong! And they brought great hunger. Cultivation worked perfectly on the dish called "Deep Fried Frog". (Thnx to Rolli) http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/22/hong-kong-dinner-germs/ Extra resistible bacterias have been found in the Altai Mountains. Due to the lack of hosts in that area, they are using new sophisticated camouflage-techniques, as you can see in the bottom picture, where one of the new mutations is sneaking up a possible casualty... (Thnx to Claire) http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/15/%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9/ There was a silent infiltration of Brussels, the capital of the European Union. So be aware, now the germs will do some lobbying for their own species (Thnx to the Fürst von Gürst) http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/10/bacillus-bruxellius-lobbyistici/ A new ethnic group has been sighted in India. The Germs now conquer the continent, just like the English centuries ago, but in a more silent way. Of course they come for tea, struggle with tigers and look for local hosts. (Thnx so much to Schukko&Assya) http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/02/republic-of-india-bacterialised/ As you can guess, the germs had a lot of competitors lately. Due to the impact of the swine flu they kept undercover in the underground for a while. And exactly there, in London, influenza di fluctibus took back their place. Now they can spread again... and they will! (Thnx to Chrizzy ... http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/11/30/germs-versus-swine-flu/