the fluctibus magazine http://www.fluctibus.com/central part of the global fluctibus corporation Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:20:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Unbezahlbar! http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/10/24/unbezahlbar/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/10/24/unbezahlbar/#comments Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:48:11 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=421 Yeah! The new Album from Martin Rastinger is now on sale. So if you like to hear the bavarian
songwriter, you should defo grap a copy… By the way: The artwork of the cover is a Fluctibus
Production and it would look pretty good on your cd-shelf. Go to www.rastinger.de to get one…

Unbezahlbar! The new album

]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/10/24/unbezahlbar/feed/ Samba Bactéria Segunda http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/10/17/samba-bacteria-segunda/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/10/17/samba-bacteria-segunda/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:11:15 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=413 For the second time the germs are rumbling through the beautiful country of Brasil. This time
they even hit a car of the policia civil. My favorit is the bathtub (thnx muitíssimo to Brasilius)

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]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/10/17/samba-bacteria-segunda/feed/ New in NYC: Village Pet Store http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/10/09/new-in-nyc-village-pet-store/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/10/09/new-in-nyc-village-pet-store/#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:27:32 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=411 Guess what: Banksy opend a store in New York. It shows different pets for once. For example
chicken McNugets in their natural environment, feeded with barbecue sauce… I mean: Great!!!

Chicken McNugets in their real environment

Check the article on Woostercollective for more infos >>
Check thevillagepetstoreandcharcoalgrill.com for videos >>

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wir streifen unsere alte Haut ab … bist Du das? … er ist tot … es ist eine harte Welt …
steigen Sie um … Abenteuer 18 … 0.10.53 … die Kraft hilft Ihnen … sprühen, wischen …
so vielseitig … woher auch immer … hohes Renditepotenzial …
steht Oli auch zu seinen Anschuldigungen? … Frauentausch …eine neue Folge …
ganz einfach … es ist so … könntest Du das bitte leiser drehen? … intaktes Immunsystem …
willkommen in Kroatien … jetzt mit Oberarmtasche … heute nicht gefrühstückt? …
Sie möchten eine faire Finanzierung … So kommen Sie ans Ziel! … richtig viel Geld …
27.000 Euro gewonnen … es gibt viel zu tun … Freitag … verirrt & entführt…

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]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/10/02/protokoll/feed/ Excrementum Mundi http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/09/26/excrementum-mundi/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/09/26/excrementum-mundi/#comments Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:42:25 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=407 A lot of people come to my page by googling for the terms “scheiße, scheisse, scheiss”. I tried to
be as international as possible! And why should only Germans be interested in such a sophisticated
issue as shite (: So I will try to satisfy all humans of this world with the following list:

Scheiß, Kacke, Kakka, Mist, Dung, Kot, Fäkal, Dünnfiff, Flitzekacke, Sprühwurst, Auswurf, Ablass, Schiss,
Ah Ah, Stuhl, falscher Freund, schiet, shit, shite, scat, crap, bullshit, turd, poop, poo, droppings, doodoo,
feces, excrement, merde, merda, porcheria, cretinate, letame, mondo ladro, porco giuda, escremento,
escrementi, mierda, cagada, ñisca, carajo, joder, cagajon, skit, poep, rotzooi, stront, pet, paska, govno,
jebeno, sranje, ええくそ (Ē kuso), (骂人的话) 屎, 씨발 (ssibal), дерьмо, говно, срач, хуйня, блядство,
σκατός, σκατά, κακά, pislik, bok…

Of course this list is not ready yet. And I need help! Please tell me what I missed..

]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/09/26/excrementum-mundi/feed/ Germs high on Herzogstand! http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/09/17/germs-high-on-herzogstand/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/09/17/germs-high-on-herzogstand/#comments Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:47:40 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=401 The Bavarian Prealps are now infected! Germs hit the Herzogstand mountain in 1.575 m height,
and gave a new decoration to Ludwig the II. of Bavaria. (Thnx to Falsch)

view on walchensee

germ on sign

Ludwig II.

der Ochse brüllt

]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/09/17/germs-high-on-herzogstand/feed/ I’m as mad as hell! http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/09/11/im-as-mad-as-hell/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/09/11/im-as-mad-as-hell/#comments Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:53:09 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=406 I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad.
It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job.
The dollar buys a nickel’s worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep
a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there’s
nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat.
And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today
we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes,
as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be!

We all know things are bad – worse than bad – they’re crazy.

It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out any more.
We sit in the house, and slowly the world we’re living in is getting smaller,
and all we say is, “Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms.
Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials,
and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.”

Well, I’m not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get mad!

I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot. I don’t want you to write
to your Congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write.
I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the
Russians and the crime in the street.

All I know is that first, you’ve got to get mad.
You’ve gotta say, “I’m a human being, goddammit! My life has value!”

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs.
I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it,
and stick your head out and yell:

“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!!”

(This is just to fight the pure frustration about the executional work in the officium)

]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/09/11/im-as-mad-as-hell/feed/ Invasione Batteriologica http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/08/28/invasione-batteriologica/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/08/28/invasione-batteriologica/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:04:03 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=398 The first italian city witch is hit by a germing is now Milano! They have been seen near the
Milan Cathedral and in the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II. (Thnx intensamente to Tanja & Petr)

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Beweise Deine Unschuld … zehn Cent reichen … sensationell einfach … köstlich zubereitet …
hundert Prozent Genuss … Bist Du reif? … Preisleistungssieger … Träumen & Genießen …
wir geben Ihrer Zukunft ein Zuhause … Für mehr, immer mehr Kraft …
Gratis zum Gesundheitsprogramm … wir lieben Lebensmittel … hundert Prozent Genuss …
zwei köstliche Neuigkeiten … Dip …. in vier köstlichen Sorten … stoppt den Schmerz …
mit Schraubverschluss … Die Antwort auf all Ihre Fragen … gut wenn Sie nicht alleine älter werden …
getestet und empfohlen … täglich tolle Sachpreise … die Sonne kommt raus …
mach mehr aus Deinem Leben … jetzt Frühlingsgefühle wecken … schlafen Ameisen? …
N24 Wissen … Extreme hot … einzigartige Athmosphäre … jetzt wird’s doppelt schön …
kostenlos … mit zwei DVDs … Ihr persönlichstes Werk … babyweiche Haut …
zweifach verführerisch … schmutzige Verkrustungen … Deutschland spart sich reich …
bis 31.3 wechseln … Bakterien & Viren … ich hab nichts gespürt … sanfte Impulse …
ohne Erfolg … Aktivstoff …

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]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/08/19/%c2%b7/feed/ Husum Contaminated! http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/08/11/husum-contaminated/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2008/08/11/husum-contaminated/#comments Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:04:31 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=390 The fire-brigade of Husum, the grey city on the coast of the Northsee
is now officially contaminated! (Many thnx to ReRe)

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