the fluctibus magazine http://www.fluctibus.com/central part of the global fluctibus corporation Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:47:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The Oslo Accumulation http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/03/17/the-oslo-accumulation/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/03/17/the-oslo-accumulation/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:22:16 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=908 Oslo Haven seems well habitable

Single Germ-Culture on Norwegian National Flag

Fish smells from the Head, right: the very rare Oslo Treeteria

Observing the new Oslo Opera House for hosts

The Accumulation of Oslo [ʊslʊ], the capital of Norway has already taken place.
A Beta World City Plus must be a perfect host. (Takket Være to Markus S.)

]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/03/17/the-oslo-accumulation/feed/ 1 Croître Souche Bactérienne! http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/02/04/croitre-souche-bacterienne/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/02/04/croitre-souche-bacterienne/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:04:31 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=853 The Germs have expanded their territoire now to Laon in France, where they had an
spectacular acquisition of a local police-car and a few phonebooths; and of course
all bacterias are “gratuit servez vous !!”, for free take-away (Thnx again to the GMP!)

Germs like the Police Municipale

Germs Rocking Laon in France

Germ wants to call home

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Hosting was made easy due to bad rainy weather. (Thnx 2 ReRe)

Bacillus in rainy Zürich

And by the way: You can check worldwide bacteriology now on a googlemap >>

]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/01/21/zurcher-chnuuschlotteri/feed/ 2 The Germs Down Under http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/01/12/the-germs-down-under/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/01/12/the-germs-down-under/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:21:11 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=723 The expansion knows no barriers. Germs have landed in Australia now. (Thnx to Rolli)

down under

down under

down under

]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2010/01/12/the-germs-down-under/feed/ 2 Incognito Bacterium Venezia http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/30/incognito-bacterium-venecia/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/30/incognito-bacterium-venecia/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:41:18 +0000 falsch http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=763 Last summer the Germs managed to take some time off and went to Venice (The one in Italy).
Tourist-hosts are supposed to be great there. Occasionally it became a trip of art. Some Germs
got stuck in Yoko Onos Wishtree at Peggy Guggenheim Museum, another one almost infiltrated
the Biennale, at least the map of it. (Thnx to klyukva and myself for once)

Germs View of Venice from St Mark's Campanile

Observing Rialto for Tourist-Hosts

The Infiltration of Yoko Onos Wishtree at Peggy Guggenheim Museum

Left: Taking a Breeze at Guggeheim Museum Right: Telekom Italia Infected

The Warning was there

Don't tuch

The Biennale almost infiltrated

Last View

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Cultivation worked perfectly on the dish called “Deep Fried Frog”. (Thnx to Rolli)

hong kong infection

hong kong infection

hong kong infection

]]> http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/22/hong-kong-dinner-germs/feed/ 2 вторжение на Алтай http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/15/%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9/ http://www.fluctibus.com/central/2009/12/15/%d0%b2%d1%82%d0%be%d1%80%d0%b6%d0%b5%d0%bd%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%b0%d0%bb%d1%82%d0%b0%d0%b9/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:00:10 +0000 admin http://www.fluctibus.com/central/?p=680 The Altai Mountains

The Altai Mountains

Extra resistible bacterias have been found in the Altai Mountains. Due to the lack of hosts in
that area, they are using new sophisticated camouflage-techniques, as you can see in the bottom
picture, where one of the new mutations is sneaking up a possible casualty… (Thnx to Claire)

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now the germs will do some lobbying for their own species (Thnx to the Fürst von Gürst)

European Union watchout, the Gerns are coming

European Union watchout, the Germs are coming

you will be next

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just like the English centuries ago, but in a more silent way. Of course they come for tea,
struggle with tigers and look for local hosts. (Thnx so much to Schukko&Assya)

as you see germs like tea

tigers dont like germs

leaves are tasty

tata infected

looking for host

germs at the coast

sometimes they get stuck

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As you can guess, the germs had a lot of competitors lately. Due to the impact of the swine flu they
kept undercover in the underground for a while. And exactly there, in London, influenza di fluctibus
took back their place. Now they can spread again… and they will! (Thnx to Chrizzy da Lan)

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