Yeah! The new Album from Martin Rastinger is now on sale. So if you like to hear the bavarian
songwriter, you should defo grap a copy… By the way: The artwork of the cover is a Fluctibus
Production and it would look pretty good on your cd-shelf. Go to www.rastinger.de to get one…
Guess what: Banksy opend a store in New York. It shows different pets for once. For example
chicken McNugets in their natural environment, feeded with barbecue sauce… I mean: Great!!!
Check the article on Woostercollective for more infos >>
Check thevillagepetstoreandcharcoalgrill.com for videos >>
A lot of people come to my page by googling for the terms “scheiße, scheisse, scheiss”. I tried to
be as international as possible! And why should only Germans be interested in such a sophisticated
issue as shite (: So I will try to satisfy all humans of this world with the following list:
Scheiß, Kacke, Kakka, Mist, Dung, Kot, Fäkal, Dünnfiff, Flitzekacke, Sprühwurst, Auswurf, Ablass, Schiss,
Ah Ah, Stuhl, falscher Freund, schiet, shit, shite, scat, crap, bullshit, turd, poop, poo, droppings, doodoo,
feces, excrement, merde, merda, porcheria, cretinate, letame, mondo ladro, porco giuda, escremento,
escrementi, mierda, cagada, ñisca, carajo, joder, cagajon, skit, poep, rotzooi, stront, pet, paska, govno,
jebeno, sranje, ええくそ (Ē kuso), (骂人的话) 屎, 씨발 (ssibal), дерьмо, говно, срач, хуйня, блядство,
σκατός, σκατά, κακά, pislik, bok…
Of course this list is not ready yet. And I need help! Please tell me what I missed..
I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad.
It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job.
The dollar buys a nickel’s worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep
a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there’s
nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it.
We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat.
And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today
we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes,
as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be!
We all know things are bad – worse than bad – they’re crazy.
It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out any more.
We sit in the house, and slowly the world we’re living in is getting smaller,
and all we say is, “Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms.
Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials,
and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.”
Well, I’m not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get mad!
I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot. I don’t want you to write
to your Congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write.
I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the
Russians and the crime in the street.
All I know is that first, you’ve got to get mad.
You’ve gotta say, “I’m a human being, goddammit! My life has value!”
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs.
I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it,
and stick your head out and yell:
“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!!”
(This is just to fight the pure frustration about the executional work in the officium)
Das Problem ist die Nase … der eine ist größer als der andere … so wie Alpacino …
Nasenrrückenverlauf …Fettabsaugung überstanden … Düsburg bei Nacht … drei Weiber …
Mädels wohin? … Weißt du was krass ist? …. ja klar! … macht er ja auch …
was soll ich dann mit ihm? … der Haussegen hängt schief … ich geh jetzt zum Sport …
sie isst kaum was … ich weiß da nicht mehr weiter … drei mal die Woche Fitnessstudio …
Obst & Gemüse … von 53 auf 48 … Traumbody bewundern … kann ich Dir mal zeigen …
das dat so blau wird hätt ich nich gedacht, aber es macht nen flachen Bauch … das bringt nichts! …
seine Nase … Stammgäste in der Schönheitsklinik … ist fast so wie bei Dir …
sein Nasenbein wird gebrochen … Knorpel um Knorpel abgetragen … einanhalb Stunden …
Denis wird zum OP abgeholt … großer Schritt … tschüss … 200.000 Euro Umsatz im Jahr …
Angst hab ich nicht … hat sie als Mutter versagt? … für Zweifel ist es jetzt zu spät … 9000 Euro …
Nasenscheidewand hat sich knorpelig ausgedehnt … der Arzt rechtfertigt den Eingriff …
genetisch bedingte … Hemmungen
<Unvollständiges Fernsehprotokoll: Pro7 am 7.03.07 (23.00-23.35h)>
Thnx to my friend Adrian I now have a funky flash-intro
on the startpage of the fluctibus magazine >>
For the seventh year now, the organisers of the Memefest, based in Ljubljana,
a »festival of radical communication,« have encouraged students, professionals,
artists and activists alike to contribute their talents to the collective counter-culture.
And me, myself and I did some work too! Its called »ignor and rest, ignor the rest«.
Description »My idea is a two picture installation, in which non of the pictures matter
most. What matters is the filling word between them, which apparantly is missing…
and has to be conducted by the viewer.«
My contribution is in the category »Beyond«. Please give me a good rating (; >>
Once again the U.A.M.O (Urban Art & Media Organisation) festival took place in Munich City.
And they surprised with some nice pieces of Art (Like the Cephalopodas of Joe Image). And it
was a nice party as well. There are too many pictures, so I can only show a quick review of it.
The crew of Karl110, C. Behr, Alive and Pusher (who missed the show) put up this funky
lemon-squeezy-machine and produced a lot of good mood for the visitors…
Well visited festival. So a lot of people had a look at the new picture of Adrian Schober, 3,99…
The contribution of Jon Torre, Raingirls…
The Black Bloc introduction-kit of Sebastian Perdighe, visitors looking at a doodle of Noem Held…
Cultivated humans observing the meat-collage of Lisa Meier, look at the close-up… (I like meat!)
Surprise! The police popped in too. I’m not sure if the reason was an interest of Art…
Now you can listen to some tracks of bludysko. I just put up a myspacesite for that.
So far there are three songs online: giggle with us, wasted land and the toxic blues.
They are all produced by pulco blue and me in the year of 2001. So they are pretty
old already. But I hope you still enjoy the sound, even if it’s not mastered by experts.
Oh Yeah! This is CatFive: a great combo of creative people from Oakland, California.
Dj Darkat (who is a cool artist too. check out his work >>), Doc Oliver, Tweaktech,
and Earflaps. And balanceman is the hi tech consultant and volume advisor. They produce
subliminal trip-hip-hop-downstep beats with surprising elements. In their own words:
»Things found in the basement, our own brand of madness, tell us who we sound like.
the aftermath of a head on car crash with negativeland and the beastie boys…«
And the most amazing thing is, that you can download their new album for absolutly free!!!
Thnx a lot for that! We do always apreciate the open-source-culture. For real!
Download the album »Big Brother Runs the Company« (12 tracks, mp3) >>
The CatFive Webpage >> CatFive MySpaceSite >> The Art of Ezra Li >>
Well… The Japanese just got it right. They even make an animation work through
a fountain of water. Amazing! But it seems to be a guerillia-marketing-strategy.
You like massive Dub? Right! Check this funky programmed webpage by Infinite Wheel.
You can mix various samples which animate some funky flash-cartoon-like characters…
Here we go! Check out the Dub City >>
You have to watch this video. Apparently it’s offline on the original page.
I think the Disney-Company is trying to ban it. But the net is stronger!